2 definitions by All Knowing Asshole
When a girl whose name usually is spelled Kelly is texting a flat out Lie and she's caught you respond back With this spelling subtly calling her out for lying
by All Knowing Asshole February 27, 2017
The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning
I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo
by All Knowing Asshole February 27, 2017