47 definitions by All Bets Hedged

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Dog Scream

The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.

I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.

by All Bets Hedged February 8, 2021

Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

Bashed in the Back Window

When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex

What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.

by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021

San Francisco Tuesday

When a man secretly receives oral sex during a business video conference call before 8am local time

I was feeling romantic so I didn’t let my early morning conference call stop me from a San Francisco Tuesday.

by All Bets Hedged June 12, 2021