62 definitions by Alfie the Horndog
Gas which animals need to survive and is produced by plant life.
Tree-hugging hippies would like you to believe that 90% of the oxygen in the world is produced by trees and if we lost all the trees, we're dead.
But the truth is trees only supply about 6% of the oxygen... the vast majority comes from algae in the ocean.
Tree-hugging hippies would like you to believe that 90% of the oxygen in the world is produced by trees and if we lost all the trees, we're dead.
But the truth is trees only supply about 6% of the oxygen... the vast majority comes from algae in the ocean.
Love is like oxygen. You get too much it gets you high. Not enough and you're gonna die. Love'll get you high.
-Sweet
-Sweet
by Alfie the Horndog April 23, 2008
Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a squeezebox and daddy doesn't sleep at night!
by Alfie the Horndog March 30, 2006
Roman name for the Greek god Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off.
Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thor were afraid to be around him.
Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thor were afraid to be around him.
Sam Elliot to Mel Gibson in "We Were Soldiers": Hercules was a pussy, sir. Oh wait a minute... that was Custer...
by Alfie the Horndog March 23, 2007
William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.
but Spock.........................................................................................why?
by Alfie the Horndog August 19, 2005
A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.
by Alfie the Horndog August 23, 2005
The original "Crime Scene Investigation" TV show that spawned a host of other official and unofficial similar series... including House.
Purportrated to be as realistic as possible, using actual procedures in the field and actual equipment in the lab. And I heard that they often base their stories on real events.
But the problem with the show as a "Who done it" is that the writers are always trying to shock their viewers as to who the killer actually is.
Knowing this going in produces the opposite effect and makes the show as predictable as Scooby Doo. For example, one of their favorite things to do is having children: teenagers, pre-teens, and sometimes even toddlers be the killer.
Some cast members:
Gil Grissom: The head of the team and a bug expert. Likes roller coasters.
Catherine Willows: Second in command and ex-stripper. Has a mob boss as a Father.
Warrick Brown: An ex-gambling addict who always looks like he's in pain.
Nick Stokes: Used to have a penchant for the ladies, but they kind of low-keyed that when the actor started losing his looks.
Sara Sidle: Advocate for abused women. I think the main reason she's there is because her name sounds like "suicidal".
Purportrated to be as realistic as possible, using actual procedures in the field and actual equipment in the lab. And I heard that they often base their stories on real events.
But the problem with the show as a "Who done it" is that the writers are always trying to shock their viewers as to who the killer actually is.
Knowing this going in produces the opposite effect and makes the show as predictable as Scooby Doo. For example, one of their favorite things to do is having children: teenagers, pre-teens, and sometimes even toddlers be the killer.
Some cast members:
Gil Grissom: The head of the team and a bug expert. Likes roller coasters.
Catherine Willows: Second in command and ex-stripper. Has a mob boss as a Father.
Warrick Brown: An ex-gambling addict who always looks like he's in pain.
Nick Stokes: Used to have a penchant for the ladies, but they kind of low-keyed that when the actor started losing his looks.
Sara Sidle: Advocate for abused women. I think the main reason she's there is because her name sounds like "suicidal".
ME: Whatcha' watching?
GF: CSI. I think the Father killed his wife.
ME: Father? They have a kid?
GF: Yeah, an adorable 10 year old girl.
ME: Oh... well it wasn't the Father. It was the little girl.
GF: CSI. I think the Father killed his wife.
ME: Father? They have a kid?
GF: Yeah, an adorable 10 year old girl.
ME: Oh... well it wasn't the Father. It was the little girl.
by Alfie the Horndog June 10, 2007