175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

away with the mixer

Phrs. Not quite in touch with reality, in a dreamy state. (Merseyside British use)

"Have you seen Debbie lately? God, she's really away with the mixer, i'n't she!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

bloopers

Nothing special enough to make an entertaining TV Show out of, trust me.
Bring on the third series of Carnivale!

"'And now... the Worlds Greatest Bloopers!!-'"
"Oh, switch this crap off!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 21, 2005

i see your point!

A contradictory statement, usually used in a jokingly manner when you've got no idea what the hell the person you're talking to's going on about.

"Well, like I was saying, all that public masturbation led to the salmon bar with polar bears and all kinds of crazy shite!"

"I see your point!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 19, 2005

backhander

Noun. A bribe, not to be confused with an aggressive action.

(after being pulled over by a policeman for speeding, Granny Pubby has a few tricks up her sleeve...)
"Would a backhander get me out of this trouble, luv?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

ziddi van der zee

A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk.

"Oi, ziddi van der zee!"
"You racist little fool!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 29, 2005

defragmenter

Slightly derogatory term for psychiatrists. Can be shortened down to 'frag'. Used by intellectual bogan youths.

"You got issue dude! You need to go see a defragmenter!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

whos askin

A general statement intended to boost self pride. Don't trust anyone who says this.

"I can't believe you slept with my mum!"
"Whos askin."
"....untrustworthy wanka."

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005