3 definitions by Alec Vallance

Lake: verb (West Yorkshire) Play about, fool around, mess on.
"will you stop laking about you little bastard & fuck off to school"
by Alec Vallance June 19, 2009
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The sordid outburst of nonsense which is ejaculated by both parties after a succesful transaction on Ebay.
ooh-la-la-A++++++GreaAat Ebayer++++++!zzzzzzz
ebasm
by Alec Vallance July 28, 2010
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1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do
Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.
by Alec Vallance December 13, 2008
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