A rating within the Steam Gaming Community which represents your playing time within the past two weeks.
This representation is directly inverse to how much of a life you actually have. Whereas if your steam rating is 10 on steam, your real life rating is 0, to -8. Unfortunately, this is incredibly unbalanced, where as a 5 doesn't make you half cool online, and half cool offline; it only makes you half cool online, and still a dweeb in real life. A healthy steam rating is estimated to be at about 2, or 3; depending on your body mass, when obese; less is best.
E-Fag: DUDE!!!1! My Steam rating is 10!
Average Person: wtf is steam?
E-Fag: Gaming community; it's like mybook with real games!
Average Person: Who are you again?