1 definition by Alan Woodward

Top Definition
Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.
I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.
by Alan Woodward December 06, 2004

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