Definitions by Alan Smithee

The Driver 

Incredibly expierenced, mysterious, and skilled driver. Derived from The Hire.

A: "Did you see that police car chase?"
B: "Yeah. The suspect was driving like The Driver."

The Driver by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

fadjit 

A person of homosexual orientation. Simply put - a faggot.

Chris is SUCH a fadjit!

fadjit by Alan Smithee February 28, 2003

Turqid

(adj) Describing something that is unfavorable, averse.

That was a rather turqid endeavour!

Turqid by Alan Smithee February 28, 2003