Alan Smithee's definitions

True Moron

One who is actually a moron. One who is not just called a moron, but actually is a moron.

A: "Soccer is boring"
B: "You're wrong, soccer is the best sport on the face of the earth. It's so obvious because people all over the world like it and it's possible for someone elses opinion to be wrong."
A: "Dude, you are a true moron."

by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

fadjit

A person of homosexual orientation. Simply put - a faggot.

Chris is SUCH a fadjit!

by Alan Smithee February 28, 2003

BadtzMauru

A big big panda, 0wn3d by her mistress Aka.

Aka whipped his BadtzMauru for a while before letting him eat.

by Alan Smithee July 10, 2004