3 definitions by Al Dolfski
A Lieutenant Danchez is the act of giving a traditional dirty sanchez. However, the giver delivers it to the receiver via the reciever’s prosthetic arm.
Man, I went hoggin’ with Marsha last night after the show. She woke me up this morning and said she smelled shit. But she didn’t know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled to myself and thought, “It wasn’t done by my hands!!!”
by Al Dolfski April 5, 2018
It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.
Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!
by Al Dolfski April 15, 2018
After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.
by Al Dolfski April 16, 2018