2 definitions by Ahhstin666

Douche canoe

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Cunt-a-thon

An event pre-arranged by elite cunts to pay and support cuntery, like when everyone in a store/shopping center/parking lot are just being ultra cunty.

There must be a cunt-a-thon going on today, no one knew how to drive in the parking lot at Walmart.

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021