Adz H's definitions

fact hunt

Sounds like fat cunt - can be used around respectable authority, to disguise the words.
when spoken quikly, this sounds jus like fat cunt....brilliant!

1) FACT HUNT!!!
2) Hey, man put me down i only shouted fact hunt - im not dissing ur wieght problem!!!
3) (in skool) Mr. Stewart is a FACT HUNT...

by Adz H January 10, 2006

split-ass

A phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
- Taken from the well known geordie comedian Roy chubby Brown.
- Used to describe the wife/girlfriend.

1) Fukkin hell, chubbsy gets loadsa split-ass now he's a famous CUNT.
2) Is me tea on the table you SPLIT-ASS!?
3) Lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split-ass!!!!!!
4) (crowd) YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD!...
(Chubbs) ***DANCES*** fUCK OFF!!!

by Adz H January 11, 2006

window licker

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!

1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!

by Adz H January 10, 2006