Adz H's definitions

Jobber

simply A Hand-job. for a female to use ones hand(s) in order to give sexual pleasure to a male.

1) il giv u a finger-fuck if u giv me a jobber first!
2) yeh man, she gave me a jobber whilst watchin match of the day!!!
3) well it started off with just a jobber, but one thing led 2 another, b4 we knew it we wer Rewriting the Warsaw Pact

by Adz H January 10, 2006

off-dees

This is a word used to tell sumone that you are leaving now.
- taken from the prefix; off.
- replaces the word off.

1) rite ladz, im knakkered so im off-dees, inabit.
2) Off-dees!

by Adz H January 11, 2006

split-ass

A phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
- Taken from the well known geordie comedian Roy chubby Brown.
- Used to describe the wife/girlfriend.

1) Fukkin hell, chubbsy gets loadsa split-ass now he's a famous CUNT.
2) Is me tea on the table you SPLIT-ASS!?
3) Lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split-ass!!!!!!
4) (crowd) YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD!...
(Chubbs) ***DANCES*** fUCK OFF!!!

by Adz H January 11, 2006