split-ass

A phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
- Taken from the well known geordie comedian Roy chubby Brown.
- Used to describe the wife/girlfriend.

1) Fukkin hell, chubbsy gets loadsa split-ass now he's a famous CUNT.
2) Is me tea on the table you SPLIT-ASS!?
3) Lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split-ass!!!!!!
4) (crowd) YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD!...
(Chubbs) ***DANCES*** fUCK OFF!!!

by Adz H January 11, 2006

window licker

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!

1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!

by Adz H January 10, 2006

graft

To work.
it bassically means work - whether physical or mental.

1) alec: why u got so much money in ya bank u rich cunt!?
Adam: Ive done 4 weeks hard graft for that so i deserve it ya PRIK!
2) Its been a hard day of graft dad, so get out that chair and let me chill with the tele 4 a while!

by Adz H January 10, 2006