A weapon of stealth used
the desk, chair, and head of balding, fat history teachers. If used
as such, beware of the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom.
Monica sneaks up behind Mr. Helsel, and, *bam!* drops glitter in his hair. She runs out of the room in terror, Helsel chasing her with the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom! (Real story!!!)