1 definition by Admiral blue balls

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.
Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.
by Admiral blue balls August 30, 2022
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