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Before dialing a phone number long distance to Calgary be sure to add 403 in front of it or else you'll get some other damn place...
by adelews October 24, 2007
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Another term for a headbanger, a listener of metal, a person who literally bangs their head to the music of metal.
Another term for a headbanger, a listener of metal, a person who literally bangs their head to the music of metal.
Terrance, "Did you see that banger, windmill to Amon Amarth?"
Adele, "Wow. No. Can't say that I did."
Adele, "Wow. No. Can't say that I did."
by adelews September 7, 2007
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Something men and boys wish existed in the vast quantities that they yammer on about incessantly but whos numbers don't even slightly come close to what they'd like to believe. Also for as much as they bitch and moan and complain about the "slut" or any of it's euphemisms...they obviously can't get enough of her...and FYI...males have the exact same counterparts: sluts, hoes, whores, skanks, teases, and tramps and believe me, the feeling isn't mutual.
Something men and boys wish existed in the vast quantities that they yammer on about incessantly but whos numbers don't even slightly come close to what they'd like to believe. Also for as much as they bitch and moan and complain about the "slut" or any of it's euphemisms...they obviously can't get enough of her...and FYI...males have the exact same counterparts: sluts, hoes, whores, skanks, teases, and tramps and believe me, the feeling isn't mutual.
Kelly, "Hey check out that slut over by the end of the bar slobbering over Jen. I think his name is Jeff or something."
Diana, "Yeah, what a whore...he was with Anne last weekend...I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat...still his ass isn't bad...but still...ugh."
Diana, "Yeah, what a whore...he was with Anne last weekend...I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat...still his ass isn't bad...but still...ugh."
by adelews October 3, 2007
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To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
by adelews September 22, 2007
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