3 definitions by Aceholes Live!

sandshark

When playing volleyball, the act of charging the net for a monster spike when set perfectly by your teammate, then a shooting pain enters you legs, you cease to move, immediately falling to the sand in pain, while the perfect set slowly floats right past you, causing you to cede a point to the opposing team.

I went up to spike that shit but a fucking sandshark caught my leg

by Aceholes Live! July 31, 2017

beach mule

It's lineage can be traced to the Moscow Mule, it originated on the south shores of Long Island, a cocktail composed of overwhelmingly vodka, ginger beer, and rose's sweetened lime juice. Usually used to turn you into a raging lunatic before playing volleyball.

I just crushed a beach mule and now I'm going to spike the ball in their fucking face.

by Aceholes Live! July 31, 2017

Organizing Avoider

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.

Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.

by Aceholes Live! September 3, 2022