gimpyfish is often mistaken as a portmanteau of two properly basic
and fish. Before continuing on what
the actual term
gimpyfish means, the reader should be enlightened to know how, gimpy
and fish, are defined.
According to urban dictionary, gimpy
has three basic meanings: A description concerning a person's physical disability
by accident or birth, another describing the restricted mental
capacity of a person, and the third referring to a nerd. fish
to the same dictionary, has many
definitions ranging from a biological organism that
resides in the water to a newly acquainted person that
has recently entered a prison facility
other definitions too numerous
for this entry to describe.
With a rather cursory
these definitions, we could already tell that
, perhaps with the tenuous exception for the nerd part, gimpyfish
is none of these, as of yet up to date.
in mind, let us continue.
is a living legend within the realm of Super Smash Brothers Melee, who has astounded
and dazzled and entranced and amazed and bedazzled and, quite in many
cases, befuddled many
enthusiast of said video game. To date, he is one of the few users of Bowser, a bottom-tier character, with such scintillating skill and mesmerizing mindgames that
it causes many
people who either
see him, play him, or lose to him exclaim that
he is "way too good" with a character of many
crippling weaknesses. Yet, even with his L337 (1337)
abilities, he has, until recent events, stuck with
the character that few are able to use. At all.
His next magnanimous achievement that made him even greater was to research Super Smash Brothers Brawl and, rather than with
-hold the mystical
knowledge, he, like
Prometheus, brought down the fire of Brawl knowledge down to the huddling
masses yearning to learn what
was in Brawl, and there was much rejoicing as the fire (not to be confused with the fire
he is) of this knowledge spread like wildfire across the board. Myth even has it that
gimpyfish is able to drink down Coca
Cola much like water is guzzled by mortals.
Despite his aura of awesome
ness that could
only be described as being over 9000
, he is many other things
such as affable and approachable, few things
that other living legends are.
He also has innovated a mind-shattering technique with his Bowser, known
as the gimpyfish
combo, where one manages to totally pwn
an opponent with a Bowser f-smash, a considerable feat. Currently the only one known so far to perform this incredible technique, besides
a few elite Smashers and Chuck Norris
, is gimpyfish himself...awesomeness ensues.