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Staff that likes to suspend you for the most stupid and harmless shit ever (things like dancing, walking too fast, etc.

Teachers that won't stop shoving 10 pounds of homework down your throat.

The actual students. We have 9 types: The prep, jock, nerd, geek, social outcasts, post-pubescent, cool guys, teacher's pets, and bullies.
Prep: Spends money on middle school, get the best grades, etc. All around not too bad.
Jocks: The guys who don't know sh*t other than football.
Nerds: The snitches, to put it simply. Always get 100's in everything, and really like snitching on other people for no apparent reason.
Geeks: Personally, this is my favorite type. These are the guys that get fairly good grades, have really cool hobbies, and aren't social outcasts (nerds, we're looking at you). Fun to hang with.
Social Outcasts: The people who either don't approach anyone themselves, or no one approaches them, for varying reasons. Most likely found in the media center reading to their heart's content.
Post-pubescents: People who have no business being in middle school with how mature they are.
Teacher's Pets: Think of the nerd, only 100 times worse, and minus the good grades.
"Cool" guys: The people everyone hangs out with. Usually self-centered neurotics.
Bullies: No explanation necessary, only be prepared for things infinite times worse than in elementary. Also, 75% of them are black girls picking on scrawny whites for no apparent reason. To be assholes, I guess.
Person 1: I want to blow up my middle school.
Adult 1: I feel you. Middle school was bad for me, too.
Person 1: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? IT WAS LIKE BURNING IN MOLTEN LAVA.
Adult 1: 0__0
by A Potato-loving Cactus February 18, 2016
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1. A deep RPG story made by indie developer Toby Fox.
2. The place where retarded FNaF fanboys come to flock now, since FNaF is dead.
3. Sans the skeleton.
Person 1: Hey have you played Undertale yet? It's a pretty kick-ass game!
Person 2: Fine, only because of that spooky skeleton you fight at one of the endings.
FNaF Fan: OMG UR PLAYING UNDERTALE!!! IT SUXXX! BUT IM ONLY HERE BECUZ FNAF IS DEEEEED!!!!one
by A Potato-loving Cactus February 19, 2016
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1. An widely used entertainment form which skyrocketed in the 80's and 90's
2. The things news reporters and stay-at-home moms blame for child violence as a scapegoat
3. One of the elite 4 things that are fun to do anymore (See also party, weed, and sex).
4. The source of many memes.
1. I used to play those old, retro video games in the 80's. They're a good challenge!
2. See? Because my son is playing violent video games like GTA V, that instantly makes him a serial killer!!!
3. Dude, video games are the only things that are fun anymore. Well, except for parties, weed, and sex.
4. Check out this dank video game meme I made on ImgFlip.
by A Potato-loving Cactus March 10, 2016
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(Short for Pyromaniac)

1. (n) A person who likes fire - maybe just a bit too much.

2. (n) A character from the game Team Fortress 2 who was added for the sole purpose of being annoying as fuck to fight.

Note that these two definitions are not mutually exclusive.
1.
Karl: Georgy, dude, are you OK? You just lit your homework on fire...
Joseph: He's a pyro. Don't worry about it.

2.
Adolf: GOD DAMN IT! I got killed by afterburn again! Pyros are so fucking annoying...
by A Potato-loving Cactus September 16, 2019
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Dave: "Oh my days, lookit that!"
Chris: "You said 'Oh my days' instead of 'Oh my God'? I'm not sure if I can trust you."
by A Potato-loving Cactus April 10, 2018
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