Boys who live in your dorm, and on your floor. You hang out with them every day in the hallway, the elevators, at the cafeteria, in their rooms, lateeeeeee at night, when you need a friend. Someone you can convince to do things for you, take you to a weird movie, pick you up some food, pay when you forget/hide your money.
When it's time to DO WORK, and your trynaaaa real bad, it's best not to bring along the Floor Penis.
No, no more floor penis!
random boys you meet on the street who want to give you their penis to play with!
Only accept the Hot ones!
Last night we were trynaaaaaa but ended up home at 1:30.... so decided to go looking for some street penis.