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Kinky kong is the sexual brother of King Kong. This giant ape rapes humans for a living and likes getting it on with other animals such as goats, donkeys, and camels. This ape is wanted in 56 countries around the world. A $5.00 award has been placed on his name. If you are a hobo, you should be very cautious. This massive beast loves your type. Raping hobos is his middle name. Kinky Kong was last seen at Birdland.
Kinky kong climbed the building to rape Shane.
by 604 December 02, 2003

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