5th Column's definitions

British Tank

A French car.

Judas MK11 is a total retard for thinking that slow fucking French cars aren't pieces of shit. I'd rather drive a Volga.

by 5th Column May 12, 2003

yank

To tug on something.

Yank on this line, sailor.

by 5th Column May 1, 2003

FORD

A company that, like GM, used to build shit cars... but they have improved a lot recently. It has always built decent trucks, though. Chevy always seems to be one step ahead, though, because GM has more money, and a larger infrastructure, than most modern countries.

My dad's old Colony Park wagon, which was built by Ford, was a piece of shit. However, my mother's new Taurus is a pretty good car.

Ford is going to get rid of the Taurus, and replace it with a re-badge Mazda 6 variant called the "Ford Futura"? What the fuck is that shit? Why don't they just re-name the Crown Victoria the "Ford Galaxie", or re-badge a Mazda Protege and call it the "Ford Falcon"?

by 5th Column May 10, 2003

chevy

Honda killer.

Wow, my '94 Chevy Cavalier four-cyl. that I bought for $1500 just smoked that overpriced, over-rated '99 Civic with the oversized wing on the back!

by 5th Column May 12, 2003

British Tank

Used to describe a vehicle of some sort, usually an automobile, which has stalled out and/or won't run. Usually used in the form of a metaphor.

Hey, take a look at that Civic pulled over on the side of the road, with it's hood up and engine on fire! It's such a British tank!

by 5th Column April 28, 2003

McDonalds

1. A fast food restaurant that serves fattening food. This place is one of the reasons why so many kids are so fat these days.

2. Where Schteve will work when he grows up.

Schteve: (Australian accent) Wudja like fries with that, muh'te?

by 5th Column May 30, 2003

Volvo

Cars usually driven by librarians, yuppies, old people, exc. This is because everyone else hasn't figured out how cool they are yet.

Yessss, Volvo wagons kick ass!

by 5th Column May 12, 2003