327 definitions by 4realazitgits

Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".

I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!

by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021

Rock a hoola

Someone or something that was once hot but is now deemed irrelevant and defunct. The origins of this term come from a place originally called lake delores water park in newberry springs.ca. in 1998 or 1999 it was rechristened as. The rock a hoola water park.and enjoyed a successful run until 2004 or2005 when a park employee was involved in an after hours waterslide accident. The. Park never fully recovered financially.and closed a few years later. It is now abandoned.

Man.that house band used to be hot. But now it's just rock a hoola!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Treatment ticket

Someone who is well connected such that if you hang with this person you can get lots of perks

I had a friend fly in from thailand. He's a real 'whale' so we took him down to laughlin nevada and we stayed at the Colorado belle.they really plushed us up! We were comped all our food and drinks we got a free top level suite.i guess you could say he was our treatment ticket fy
For sure!

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by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021

Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!

I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Dildicate

To dedicate ones dildo to a "deeper"purpose.

I'm gonna dildicate my new dildo by breaking it in tonight. You're welcome!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

The triads

The equivalent of the chinese Mafia. The triads have been active in china since the 18th century.today their tentacles extend throughout the world. Similar to la cosa. Nostra the triads are into drug and human trafficking. Extortion. And restaurant supply.as well as casinos and hospitality

The late stephen j cannell wrote an excellent novel called "riding the snake"which explains the intricacies of the triads and their relationship to the united states'.

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

Immediate score

When your definition gets posted almost immediately on urb dic. Oh. And uh.thanks!

Legit literally as I write this my definition s went up on urb dic! Immediate score!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021