3 definitions by 27 out of 27

horn of gondor

When you cum and fart at the same time while having sex.

Once I was finished plowing through Alison, I sounded the horn of Gondor, by blowing my load of cum and letting a loud fart simultaneously, signaling my triumphant conquest of her.

by 27 out of 27 August 9, 2015

Oil Check

When you stick your finger up someone's asshole checking for poop, while saying "oilcheck".

I was finger banging Sarah and decided to oil check her to see if she would be into anal but she was full oil so I didn't go for it.

by 27 out of 27 November 13, 2014

Kemosabe

After having great sex with your women while she is on her period you reward her with a dick slap across both of her cheecks adorning her with bloody war paint as a sign appreciation.

Even though Sarah was on the rag she bang me really good. I was so appreciative I gave her the kemosabe as a thank you and sign of respect.

by 27 out of 27 November 1, 2014