by 2 camels in a tiny car October 30, 2010

Up your penis!
by 2 camels in a tiny car February 26, 2011

Lucy: "And he licked my schnoolie... man, it got so wet!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."
Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."
Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 25, 2011

The elf cock is something RPing fangirls and gay fanboys crave. Rumour has it elven balls are inside the body, but that's not true. Elf cocks are said to be long and thin - the opposite of a chode (or Barrel Dick as some call it) but they're just like human shlongs.
by 2 camels in a tiny car November 01, 2010

by 2 camels in a tiny car December 15, 2010

Steve, stop playing with your tossie!
by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010

When you're drunk and can't think straight.
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 21, 2011
