1SPectre4U's definitions

WRC

Short for World Rally Championship. A world wide race circuit that uses modified compact cars, that make timed checkpoint runs across open countryside. WRC is extremely popular in europe and asia. It is much lauded for it's rules which encourage auto manufacturers to produce improved cars for public purchase.

I went to the WRC checkpoint and got Claire Mole's autograph.

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

fart cannon

A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.

A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

Moore's Law

Named for Intel founder Gordon Moore. Moore's law states that the number of circuits in a CPU will double every 12 to 18 months.

If Moore's Law is correct, then computers will be eight times as powerful in three to four years

by 1Spectre4U October 27, 2003

stoppie

The act of braking hard on a motorcycle, causing it to nose up on it's front wheel, and balancing on the front wheel as the motorcycle comes to a halt. Spectacular to view when done properly. Often requires massive dental reconstructive surgery when done improperly.

Check out Joe's face! What'd he do? Land on it after messing up a stoppie?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

cut one

To expell flatulence.

Ewwwwwww!!! What's that smell??? Who cut one?!?

by 1Spectre4U October 27, 2003

zombie

A mixed alcoholic beverage whose ingredients are one shot from everything in stock at the bar. Traditionally the first drink purchased for someone who has just turned legal drinking age. Named for how the drinker usually feels the next morning.

Lisa's still in the bathroom working off the effects of that zombie she drank last night.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

blowtorch and pliers

Pertaining to anything related torment, persecution, or torture with extreme prejudice and no remorse. From Ving Rhames' infamous line in the movie "Pulp Fiction"

...Go to work on the holmes here with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003