1SPectre4U's definitions

UNIMOG

Trade name for a utility/agricultural truck produced by Mercedes Benz from 1947 to present. Availiable in various shapes and sizes, UNIMOGs are characterized by their large tires, high ground clearance, spartan interiors, and legendary druability. The name is an acronym derived from UNIversal MOtor Gerat (Universal Power Unit, in German).

Use the UNIMOG to tow out that Cadillac Escalade that got stuck in the mud.

by 1spectre4u January 22, 2004

Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

old and busted

Worn out, used up, overplayed, and/or cliched to the point of monotony. The opposite of new hotness.

Old and Busted: Britney sucking face with Madonna.
New Hotness: Janet Jackson flashing at the Super Bowl

by 1Spectre4U February 3, 2004

cut one

To expell flatulence.

Ewwwwwww!!! What's that smell??? Who cut one?!?

by 1Spectre4U October 27, 2003

caveman

1. Pertaining to anything with a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish quality.

2. To act out in a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish manner.

After being pushed in an argument, Fred went caveman on his opponent.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

harvester

An automatic web site scanning application that methodically scearches through internet sites for viable email addresses. The primary source of SPAM generation.

I set a trap for the harvesters by putting hundreds of bogus email addresses on my website.

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

dopefish

Originally an enemy character from Apogee's "Commander Keen" series of videogames. The dopefish was slow, stupid, and always hungry. The dopefish is now a regularly occurring cameo and easter egg within other software, games, and even television shows.

Teh dopefish appears in Quake, Daikatana, and Max Payne

by 1Spectre4U October 31, 2003