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13. Filthy Sanchez
1. the sexual act of following anal sex immediately with oral sex, which causes residual fecal matter to coagulate on the recipient's upper lip, resembling a Mexican handlebar moustache

2. Unexplained sexual position taught by South Park character Mr. Garrison to his kindergarten class.
(1) 'Naw, I gave that slut Jessica a Filthy Sanchez, dude, not the other way around!'
(2) 'Ike, do you know what a "Filthy Sanchez" is?'
by 1337 d00d Jul 1, 2005 share this
12. shizzat
Snoopspeak for the term 'sh*t'
Das the shizzat, yo.
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11. l4m3r
leetspeak for 'lamer', or one who is lame
is Morgan a ra3l gam3r? that Adam is a l4m3r
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10. love
the fictional emotion higher beings use to rationalize monogamous lust, to maintain the illusion of morality in organized society, in order to differentiate from the immoral desire of lust
'No, it's not just his body, I love him!'
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9. 42
According to sci-fi comedy author Douglas Adams, the Ultimate Answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything, to which the question is: "What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?"

Of course, 42 is the answer in BASE-9, rather than in BASE-10.
(6*9)=42 in BASE-9
4 x 9 = 36
2 x 9 = 18
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54
So 6 x 9 really DOES equal 42. (pause) I've often thought that there was something *fundamentally* wrong with the universe... (snickers and looks around to see if anyone falls for this)
by 1337 d00d Jul 1, 2005 share this
8. clitoris
1. the fictional body part which is supposedly the source of female sexual excitemenht, as propagated by popular urban myth
2. the biological equivalent on the female body to the male penis, which enlarges with sexual arousal
(1) Clitoris? What's that?

(2) The clitoris, when engorged with blood, is easily located at the apex of the labia minora.
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7. G string
form of female undergarment/panties whereby the rear fabric is replaced with spaghetti string to reduce visible panty lines, and give the impression under a skirt or dress that the female is not wearing panties at all. Recently worn as bikini bottoms as exterior clothing. So named because tension on the spaghetti strap seems to be in a position to stimulate the female Graffenberg spot, aka G-spot.
Sure, the g-string on that girl shows off her ass, but look over here...gotta love a girl with guts enough to wear granny panties out to the beach.
by 1337 d00d Jul 1, 2005 share this
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