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1 definition by 12DimSum21

1. A massive, inanimate object prone to rolling things over.
2. A robust person that is prone to breaking things at unexpected times.
1. Wow, that boulder really crushed you...
2. Person 1: Hey, did you hear that (Person 3) destroyed your laptop?

Person 2: He did!? What a boulder!
by 12DimSum21 May 28, 2010