rick stevens's definitions

juit

A full three piece suit comprised entirely of blue jean denim. Despite the upscale appearance of the juit it is critical in the manufacturing of the juit that the crotchal region is sewn in such a fashion as to ensure the restriction of blood flow to one’s naughty bits. Only then can one attain true appreciation for not only the aesthetic but also the physical qualities of the juit.

I've got a job interview tomorrow so I'm wearing my best juit.

by Rick Stevens August 29, 2007

twitterpated

1) jumping from one thought process to another with no outcome. 2) unable to make a decision before progressing to another option with no conclusion.

Mary is so twitterpated that it is uncomfortable trying to work with her.

by rick stevens February 20, 2007