Mr.Tank's definitions

mr. tank

To be called a Mr. tank is the greatest compliment one can possibly receive From anyone. It surpasses the word "cool", transcending all of the standard adjectives like, "bad ass", "awesome" and "wicked".

That guy is a God – no... even better, he is a Mr. tank!

by Mr.Tank December 30, 2015

Pottonmouth Fever

Pottonmouth fever is the next level of Xerostomia (dry mouth) when one partakes in the use of marijuana smoking. Symptoms may include: hot sweats, raised body temperature,
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market sex slave ring for a bottle of ice cold Arrowhead Water.

Duuude, I just smoked an ounce of weed with my daughter and some guy's wife and we all have a bad case of pottonmouth fever. I'm reluctant to inform you that we have sold your grandmother to the Zulu Nation Gangbang Division for $3.00 worth of delicious, refreshing water.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2017

Tinklewink

This is a flirtatious gesture that one male receives from another male, in either a truck stop, rest stop or bus station bathroom, to invite the man standing in the piss stall next to you, to engage in some sort of sexual activity.. on the down low.

I can't believe that big Burly redneck just tinklewinked me off i75 exit 666.

by Mr.Tank January 31, 2021

DaFoxx

This is the greatest complement a woman can be called when she is above and beyond number 10 on the hot scale. The woman must be dressed most sexiest outfit, bedazzled in all of her bling and sexy as fuuuuuuck.

That girl Julie is a real dafoxx!

by Mr.Tank January 31, 2021

Oliver's collar

The ring of shit encrusted around your cocksucking lips after taking a giant schlong from ass to mouth. Bon appetit

I really thought I got a great deal on the balloon artist for my kids birthday party until I came to the horrifying realization that all the balloon animals were wearing an Oliver's collar.

by Mr.Tank February 24, 2021

Ashwini

Ashwini is the gentle air currents that pulls orbs of light and glittering pollen through ways of light that create a magnificent show of beauty.

Ashwini is why shit looks fabulous. It is the under-workings of beauty in motion.

by Mr.Tank November 22, 2024

Lear

Lear is another word for meth amphetamine, accidentally being created by a guy named adam who misspelled the word clear. I realize the genius behind it and decided to make it a usable word because, us old speedsters have always referred to it as "go fast" and it only makes sense to use the word lear.. as in "Learjet", which are very fast little private planes.

Hey man I used to be on the lear pretty heavy, but now I'm just doing Adderall.

by Mr.Tank December 8, 2024