Jon's definitions

tiberian sun

Probably the best rts ever. It was the groundbreaker for all other rts's, it made commands like "attack here" become noticably needed.

Tiberian Sun was the last great game made by Westwood. Ever since EA took over, things have gotten shitty.

by Jon May 1, 2005

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers

Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!

by Jon February 7, 2003

Finka

A caucasian mainly japanese and or chinese person that is a total ass.

by Jon August 29, 2003

stylin

to have possession of an illicit substance

man, you stylin?

ya, i got a half ounce

by Jon March 17, 2005

jewie

a very cool kid that has a long penis with jewish backround

jewie has a long penis

by Jon April 6, 2004

bedwetter

some one who wets the bed

His girl friend found out that he was a bedwetter.

by Jon August 21, 2003

jomictal

see leet; see hacker; see guitarist; see god

"Jomictal is an uber leet hax0r"

by Jon June 19, 2006