Jon's definitions

hairy dogs cock

a male penis that is very hairy

"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"

by jon June 19, 2004

god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by Jon December 26, 2003

gael

The only person that matters to me, The person i love more than anyone i know or have known.

...the reason i live

GaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGael yes yes yes yea

by jon January 2, 2005

Dell

Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.

1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!

by Jon March 15, 2005

bangin

The Techno knock in Electronic music. Hard hitting repetious music. Something highly agreed to for rolling

"This is a bangin mix"

by jon June 19, 2004

MNI

The greatest fucking site ever!

I love muggle net interactive

by jon April 12, 2004

ford

for one real drive, the usualy runs into mechanicle problems on next drive

"Forget that girls shes a ford, too many problems."

by jon September 10, 2003