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honger

Ok if you can get your hands on either a purse, bag or wallet, you can identify a honger

One dead givaway of 'hongerism' is that they have several bubble tea cards that say "buy 7 get one free!". Quite often, these places have really bad names, like 'numba one cafe' 'little elephant cafe' etc.

Also, their recepts, if they have lots of receipts from Richmond, from places like Yohann, Aberdeen and Daizo, this may signify a honger.

The pics they carry often signify hongerism. If they have pics in their expensive $2000 cell phones that aren't available in Canada, they are honger. If not, then they might not be as bad.

If they pics contain ppl in gay poses, such as the peace signs etc, they may be honger. If they have really slutty girls in them wif blond streaks in their hair, and no name brand clothes or fake clothes, then they are honger.
whoa! ur sucha HONGER!
by jon November 26, 2006
mugGet the hongermug.

alkarim jivani

Alkarim Jivani is the television editor for the London arts and entertainment magazine Time Out.

Born in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and educated in Tanzania, Kenya, and the United Kingdom, he graduated from the University of Sussex with a degree in philosophy and literature.

In 1997, he published It's not unusual: A History of Lesbian and Gay Britain in the Twentieth Century which dealt with gay and lesbian fashion and slang.

He is an 'out' gay man and is regularly featured on BBC's Newsnight Review. His being comfortable with his own gayness helped a friend of mine come to terms with his own, so Alkarim will always be cool to him.
Who is that swarthy fella with the beads and the bangles? Why, it's none other than Alkarim Jivani. Do you think he would mind if I asked him who had cut his hair? No, not Alkarim, he's a smashing bloke. He won't mind at all.
by Jon October 9, 2004
mugGet the alkarim jivanimug.

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers
Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!
by Jon February 7, 2003
mugGet the wreckedmug.

Finka

A caucasian mainly japanese and or chinese person that is a total ass.
by Jon August 29, 2003
mugGet the Finkamug.

Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.
I just burrnastied this dirty slut.
by Jon February 27, 2005
mugGet the Burrnastymug.

VH1

A telvision station created by Viacom that is famous for looking back at things popular twenty years ago.
I like VH1 because I REALLY care what C-Level celebrities have to say about the Eighies.
by Jon December 29, 2004
mugGet the VH1mug.

Yagos

When I looked down at the man's feet, I could tell he was a Yagos.
by Jon August 30, 2003
mugGet the Yagosmug.

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