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pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself
Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.
by Jon March 23, 2005
mugGet the pussy whoremug.

miszleresque

(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
"I hate to be miszleresque but I'm trying to get an idea how much the eavning is gonna cost me."
by Jon October 29, 2004
mugGet the miszleresquemug.

The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.
I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1
by Jon January 17, 2005
mugGet the The 80smug.

Sick

Adj. Must be capitalized. Meaning to be god-like or beyond earthly. Dating to the heroic and god-like powers of the one they call "Sick" on LS2.com.
"That guy is totally Sick"
by Jon April 6, 2004
mugGet the Sickmug.

asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.
Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"
by Jon March 13, 2005
mugGet the asslickermug.

colins mom

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.
by Jon April 16, 2004
mugGet the colins mommug.

dangenerate

a slacker. one who is iresponsible or one who cuts corners
dan called in sick to work after drinking too much at the christmas party the nite before
by jon December 10, 2003
mugGet the dangeneratemug.

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