Jon's definitions

Urbandictionary Junkie

a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com

Go outside, you urbandictionary junkie! Your skin is looking quite pale. See also loser

by Jon January 15, 2004

sickhead

comes from the south west of London around the Wimbledon area... meaning a person is crazy or sick in the head to do such and obscene thing

-"allow jumping over that barbed wire fence, you sickhead" ... cops are comming

by Jon July 7, 2004

beta

Software so poorly written, the creators deny that it is in its final form.

Windows is not beta because the creators do not try to hide their poorly written code - they sell it.

by Jon August 11, 2004

lynyrd skynyrd

Three axe attack! At first, their guitar lineup consisted of Ed King, Gary Rossington, and Allen Collins. King later quit the band and was later replaced by Steve Gaines. Usually, Gaines played a Strat, Rossington a Les Paul, and Collins an Explorer. They would change guitars on some songs. For example, Rossington played the mournful guitar at the beginning of Free Bird in concert using a slide and a SG.

Ronnie Van Zant was the lead singer and primary song writer. His songs usually had very straight-forward lyrics. Contrary to legend, he was a fan of Neil Young. On the cover of Street Survivors, he can be seen in a Neil Young Shirt.

Leon Wilkeson played bass. Former roadie Billy Powell played piano. Artimus Pyle replaced Bob Burns on drums. They had a trio of back-up singers, the "Honkettes."

If I leave her tomorrow, would you still remember me?

I signed my contract, baby, and I want you people to know: Every penny that I make I'm gonna see where my money goes!

Lord, I can't make any changes. All I can do is write them in a song.

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door. Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, and you'll never see me no more!

by Jon March 17, 2005

ford

Makes great cars in Europe, should try to bring more models to the US/Canada market from accross the ocean. The Focus is a start.

The Mondeo would be a good replacement for the Taurus.

by Jon May 22, 2003

janne and brooke

only the 2 best ppl in the world

that person was so cool
yeah they were a total brooke and janne

by jon March 18, 2005

good night beer

sometimes just referred to as "good night" to signify the use of any alcoholic substance as a "sleeping pill".

He stays awake if he doesn't drink his good night (beer).

by Jon July 4, 2004