Jon's definitions

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004

skunny

A nickname for a type of marijuana called skunk, a humerous alternative!

Joe?,...Pass us that bag o'skunny son

by JOn October 22, 2003

wayle

to beat up badly. synonyms whipped waxed, nailed,etc. can be used in the past tense

wayled

man the lakers wayled on the clippers

by jon August 29, 2003

fat people

i think fat peopl should be shot at birth but until that law passes i think u should spit on them when u see them walking down the street as i do

did the air get fatter in here

by jon January 18, 2005

The San Andreas Fault

My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.

Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.

by Jon March 15, 2005

virii

Refers to people from planet virus. People who use this word usually received their GED two years after graduating from Sally Struthers University with degree in TV/VCR repair.

I was using my computer and noticed i was infected with some virii right before i was abducted and was anally probed.

by Jon November 10, 2003

PISS FLAPS

Nice pair of beef curtains

hanging down like a pair of curtains

by jon December 29, 2003