Jon's definitions

comfartable

Providing physical comfort to the point of disregarding normaly accepted social behavior.

Free from all stress or anxiety; at complete ease: Producing feelings of ease or security.

A comfartable evening at home gasing out your girlfriend or close friends.

by Jon May 7, 2005

EDEN

A good band from Atlanta, Georgia.

which has former grundig/cold band member Sean Lay on guitars

Lead vocals of Garrett Freireich

badass bassist Stephen Brink

and drummer Chris Wilkes

Check them out... You Know You Want To

www.EdenAtlanta.com

Get back to the garden…Get back to eden.

yo dude Eden fucking rocks

by Jon February 1, 2005

The Play

The biggest hosing in the history of college foootball.

The Play ended John Elway's college football career.

by Jon January 1, 2004

moofer

cocky; arrogant son of a bitch.

you are such a moofer

by Jon April 8, 2003

math

arithmetic, calculus, and pie diagrams.

mathematicians don't study math; they study other things, like cohomology groups, k-theory, and algebraic d-modules.

by jon May 1, 2004

anality

The act of being an anal person. A gay man who regularly enjoys ass play is said to possess anality. Gay male porn stars who enjoy inserting dildos into their butts, have anality as do gay men who enjoy receiving anal sex. Anality is the term for people who enjoy anal play.

Did you see Jeff Stryker insert that big dildo up his butt? Did you see the way it slid up there. I loved watching him lube it up and his butt before pushing it on up there. He is possessed of anality.

by Jon October 9, 2004

Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)

by jon June 3, 2003