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republicans

Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives
by jon April 2, 2005
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fingercuff

The act in which a girl, usually a slut, has one Cock in her mouth and another in her vag.
When we were fingercuffing that bitch Leor hit her from behind so hard my whole 3 inch cock was forced into her mouth and she hurled all over the place.

Watch Chasing Amy and you can see that chick get finger cuffed. Well they talk about it atleast.
by Jon December 7, 2003
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circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.
When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.
by Jon April 5, 2005
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Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!
by Jon December 4, 2004
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chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
by Jon April 13, 2004
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klar

Klar is definied simply:

1.) The state of being klar faced.
2.) Of or related to klar face.
The girl is ridiculously klar faced.
by Jon February 21, 2005
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The Rose Bowl

Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.
The Rose Bowl.

Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
by jon November 16, 2004
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