Chrissy's definitions

homocidal monkey

the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy's closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter DOOM, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. "DIEDIEDIE"

p.s. HE'S BLIND!!!

..seven days.. is doomsday.. the homocidal monkey is going to.. EAT YOU. k bye.

by chrissy March 15, 2005

homoeroic

this word means GAY! that's it!

That dude's fanny pack is homoeroic.

by Chrissy April 14, 2005

Lena

Lena is the most lovable, sweetest, sexiest girl you will ever meet, she’ll sweep you off your feet when ur not even expecting it. The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart; generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humour. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Strong confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate, and absolutely breathtaking. Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She can make u the happiest person and make your life so much better. Lena is so loyal you know she’ll be there for you in your darkest of times so make sure u spend your best of times with her. I can literally go in for pages about Lena because there is so much to say about her, I don’t think there’s enough words to sum Lena up because there’s so much to her to love. Lena is always compared to an angel due to her overbearingly holy like presence, but you should always remember that Lena is very unique so if u find her you should definitely hold her tight and never let her go. She loves hugs and cuddles so be sure to give her lots those, and staying up late so you can talk to her for hours. She is the living proof that God is capable of reproducing perfectly made spirits.

Omg is that an angel, no it's Lena

by Chrissy August 22, 2023

frissbee

What do you get when you mix a (crazy) goat and a homeless drug addict?
"beastiality" (and waxed hair)...
he he he

-The British Museum "Little Book of Erotica"

frisbee jumped off the diving board and nearly landed on the jamaican below

by Chrissy May 13, 2005

Pornorific

Combination of the words pornography and terrific. It is used to mean that something of a pornographic nature is great.

That new picture of you is pornorific.

by Chrissy September 8, 2004

chillaxin

Something said by really big losers who think they're cool

He He I'm sittin here chillaxin DUDE!

by Chrissy May 9, 2004

Lenty

Lenty is the name given to the kind of soul that pulls you in like gravity, making a kiss on her lips feel like the only thing that matters.
She walks in with a softness that captures the light, whether it's the harsh flash of a camera or the quiet gleam of morning sun. No angle could ever do her justice, yet every photo tries. Constantly reminding you that perfection doesn’t need preparation.
You find yourself wanting to make her laugh, just to hear that sweet melody that settles into your chest and plays on repeat in your mind. Her smile doesn't just light up a room; it slows time. Completely stops the spin of the Earth, and becomes the axis your world now turns on.
The beauty that you’ll stare at endlessly, not out of habit but out of awe. Every outfit looks absolutely stunning on her. Not because of fabric or fit, but because her inner beauty radiates so strongly. It blesses anything she touches. She's fire and sexiness wrapped in soft elegance. An innocent white dress which blossoms into a scorching flame captivating any spirit with lust.
Look into her eyes, and you’ll lose yourself completely and willingly. In them, you’ll find a home. A stillness. A place that feels familiar.

Lenty isn't given out. Lenty is claimed.

by Chrissy August 6, 2025