2 definitions by *B~E~N*

to make pelvic thrust, or any other sexually oriented act towards another in midair.

i.e. dry-humping someones leg
Dude Ethan just schmowed me!!!

Or

Shhh, I'm goin' to go schmow Duarte, someone take a picture!
by *B~E~N* July 13, 2008
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to nonchalantly slip into a group of people
Dude! I think those chicks over there are talking about me, schlube over there and see what the scoop is.
by *B~E~N* August 28, 2008
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