1 definition by **MAT***
The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.
Me: Did you see her crotch?
You: No! What happened?
Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!
You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!
You: No! What happened?
Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!
You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!
by **MAT*** March 15, 2011