2 definitions by ~Magic Marker

sheik

The character in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time that guides the main character Link. Sheik's history is never revealed to the player, along with his face. The one other thing that is never truly revealed about Sheik is his gender. Although popular belief would have Sheik as female (and possibly even Zelda), the plot as well as the character model would state otherwise. The legend was bolstered by the production of Nintendo's "Super Smash Bro.s" in which the player can morph between Zelda and Sheik. The creators later revealed in an interview that this was only added as a way to include the Zelda character, fearing that she alone would be too weak.

Link - ...
Sheik - I see you staring at my crotch, Link.
Link - ...
Sheik - IM A GUY YOU IDIOT!
Link - ...
Sheik - The damn programmers didnt give me a bulge to keep the rating down! ARGH!
Link - *Silence*

by ~Magic Marker March 23, 2007

1000 yard stare

A battlefield syndrome in which a soldier may become lost in thought due to stress from the fight. The 1000 Yard Stare is named such because the soldier may seem to be focusing on an object very far away, and may even become unresponsive to external stimuli. The phrase was coined during the Vietnam war.

Many soldiers are stuck in the 1000 Yard Stare after combat stress.

by ~Magic Marker April 30, 2007