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Describes the event of a fat, short, heavily intoxicated woman accidentally wandering into your room at 3:00 am like a centipede missing 98 legs and landing on your face with a missile-like force, causing you to wake up in a panic.
The craziest event that ever took place in my life was when I had a woppy exactly when I was having a nightmare about woppies.
by |<! I_ |_ /V\e June 11, 2017
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