1 definition by [bitterpartyofone]

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Someone who sucks out the souls of small children on sunday evenings. Usually derives pleasure from taking away the social life of teenagers and kicking puppies.
Man, sometimes my parents can be such forensic chemists.
by [bitterpartyofone] March 22, 2009
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