A piece of shit, Nuff' said.
"Hey I just took a huge Twilight and forgot to wipe my Colon ( Culle ).
A National holiday in which the first Friday of May you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.
Girl: Why did dad go to the office today without his pants on?
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.
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