$e9a's definitions

Backne

Having acne on your back.

EWWWW I've got backne

by $e9a April 28, 2009

hotting

when a person is doing absolutely nothing, and looks hot.

Girl: Look at him...he's not doing anything... He just sits there....hotting

by $e9a June 1, 2009

joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.

Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>

by $e9a April 7, 2009

Analgasm

When an attractive woman, makes a noise that causes penile retraction (goes inside)

Person1: Hey Sarah.
Sarah: prprprprprprprprprprprprpr (just imagine an EPIC fart)
Person1: Wow nice analgasm...gross

by $e9a November 6, 2009

69 |D_O

A very specialized emoticon, which means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"

Person1: i just got laid xD
Person2: 69 |D_O
Person1: Im not suprised that you heard it, AND listened

by $e9a June 1, 2009

Cinderella complex

When a person is looking to get into a relationship, and thinks that everyone with an interest in them could be their prince/princess charming. Someone with a Cinderella complex is said to have terrible luck with relationships (which are usually ended by the complexed person). In search of the perfect fairy tale ending, anyone with signs of interest becomes a potential suitor. The use of the brain is severly diminished.

person 1: why'd they break up?
person 2: well, she realized nick wasnt right for her. she dove into it too soon.
person 1: well, i couldve told you that BEFORE they started.
person 2: well, how about YOU try stomping on a girl's potential fairy tale. try it. i dare you.
person 1: damn that cinderella complex!!

by $e9a August 19, 2009

BQBITADOYH

The words greatest acronym. It stands for:
Be Quiet Before I Take A Dump On Your Head.

Person1: Haha, i nailed your mom last night.
Person2: BQBITADOYH

by $e9a May 9, 2009