$e9a's definitions

joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.

Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>

by $e9a April 7, 2009

Cinderella complex

When a person is looking to get into a relationship, and thinks that everyone with an interest in them could be their prince/princess charming. Someone with a Cinderella complex is said to have terrible luck with relationships (which are usually ended by the complexed person). In search of the perfect fairy tale ending, anyone with signs of interest becomes a potential suitor. The use of the brain is severly diminished.

person 1: why'd they break up?
person 2: well, she realized nick wasnt right for her. she dove into it too soon.
person 1: well, i couldve told you that BEFORE they started.
person 2: well, how about YOU try stomping on a girl's potential fairy tale. try it. i dare you.
person 1: damn that cinderella complex!!

by $e9a August 19, 2009

69 |D_O

A very specialized emoticon, which means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"

Person1: i just got laid xD
Person2: 69 |D_O
Person1: Im not suprised that you heard it, AND listened

by $e9a June 1, 2009

D-bag

The short form for Douche-bag and Dick-bag

Person1: Haha, i can lift more than you
Person2: Shut your mouth you D-bag

by $e9a May 20, 2009

Backne

Having acne on your back.

EWWWW I've got backne

by $e9a April 28, 2009

67 Protons

Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.

This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.

Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry

by $e9a November 16, 2009

Your Face Goes Here

Suck my dick

Person1: Haha, you're such a loser.
Person2: Your face goes here (points to crotch)

by $e9a May 18, 2009