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Jump out of the battlebus and land somewhere on the map, there is 100 guys, there is different modes like Solo,Duo's,Squads and 50 V 50
Collect weapons from chests and random locations, find Llama's cos yeah, break down cars, walls and trees to get resources for the final fight!!!
But stay out the storm by relocating to the cirlce on your map.
Tbh Fortnite is shit if you ask me and it is very overrated, streamers of Fortnite such a Ninja I think are twats as well, jumping on the bandwagon just for the fame not doing content that he himself enjoys, he rages when he dies and aint funny what so ever tbh. He should be very thankful cos if it weren't for Fortnite he'd still be this shitty ass irrelevant H1Z1 streamer.
Collect weapons from chests and random locations, find Llama's cos yeah, break down cars, walls and trees to get resources for the final fight!!!
But stay out the storm by relocating to the cirlce on your map.
Tbh Fortnite is shit if you ask me and it is very overrated, streamers of Fortnite such a Ninja I think are twats as well, jumping on the bandwagon just for the fame not doing content that he himself enjoys, he rages when he dies and aint funny what so ever tbh. He should be very thankful cos if it weren't for Fortnite he'd still be this shitty ass irrelevant H1Z1 streamer.
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
The age when clearing browser history and moving your hand up and down (or in and out) are the most common activities. However there isn't anything wrong with them if they wanna do that, it is a natural.
Some Gieser: "These 14 Year Olds need stop wanking off and do something productive with their lives"
Other Bloke: "Fuck up mate when you were 14 years old you probably wanked off every 2 secs and got hard every time you saw a girls skin."
Other Bloke: "Fuck up mate when you were 14 years old you probably wanked off every 2 secs and got hard every time you saw a girls skin."
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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A game created by Disney, was shut down last year, some absolute g has republished it, our saviour!!!
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.
"Let's Play Club Penguin with the lads!"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
A place that cannot be accessed by your everyday browsers like Google, Internet Explorer or FireFox. Here you are completely anonymous, no one knows who the hell you are, The Dark Web is used by pedophiles, drug addicts, criminals, people wishing someone dead or people who want to visit a country and get some fake cash. They're are many things you can purchase, quite expensive tbh, probably the most notable thing you can buy is a hitman, these cost multiple K and will kill ANYONE, so make sure no one aint got no dirt on you, they can order this on you! Another "enjoyed" offering is 5-15 year old girl sex slaves who have been kidnapped by some sicko, drugs and weapons are common buy too. For some sick motherfuckers, the dark web is the leading porn industry, well sort of, PornHub is legal, Dark Web Porn is not, Why you ask? Well basically, these girls are underage, many of them 11 or 12 some even younger, the thing aswell, these girls did not consent to this, meaning it is rape, some tapes could end with murder of that girl aswell. It is not only girls though, plenty of boys are receiving this awful treatment too. There is also sick fucks fucking dogs and horses and other things which is bloody disgusting. If you don't believe me then see for yourself, but I ain't telling how to get there, ask your mates or search Google for instructions. Tbh for anyone browsing and curious I have no dirt on you but if anyone of you guys reading this actually partake in this then you are sick.
Guy 1: "I've seen things man"
Guy 2: "What did you see? And where!"
Guy 1: "On the Dark Web, there was a 11 year old girl being raped"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man!"
Guy 2: "What did you see? And where!"
Guy 1: "On the Dark Web, there was a 11 year old girl being raped"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man!"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
Used to be England's undisputed best goalkeeper, however after that game in the Euros where we lost 2-1 to Iceland in an unexpected defeat by EVERYONE, he has turned to utter dog shit doing more bad than good for his loanee clubs.
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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