538 definitions by Tom

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

pandy

A quiet, clean looking, rosie-cheeked, cherubic young male with no facial hair who has yet to realise that he is possibly very queer

I think you should date me Susan becaus frankly I think Greg's a little pandy.

by Tom July 17, 2003

Equipment

have a guess! Duh!

I have sophisticated equipment thats well hard

by Tom November 17, 2003

shithouse

One who is blatantly talking a load of bullshit.

Shut up, you fucking shithouse

by Tom February 21, 2005

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by Tom March 3, 2004

Tuppence

See twinkle

Gwenny, don't forget to wipe your tuppence!

by Tom May 2, 2003

titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.

I like your titty, bitch

by Tom December 23, 2003