cross eyed crippler Share definition Flag When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled. That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler. cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the cross eyed crippler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch