~The Gardener's definitions

tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"

That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!

by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014