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Chewelry 

(n) Sensory toys that are worn around the neck, finger, or wrist that, as in the name, you chew on. Usually made of silicon or something similarly soft so you don't fucking chip a tooth.
Companies like Munchables make these.
Someone, probably: Dude, I am FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. I need to grab my chewelry or I will LOSE MY MARBLES.