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Texas Thumb Buster

An elaborate sex move where your partner has to abstain from shitting for up to 2 weeks before you feed them laxatives and chili, you then shove your thumb deep into their asshole to work as a butt plug while their shit boils up and pressurizes until finally you take your thumb out and let it rip like a cannon
Guy 1: “dude I just gave my girl a Texas Thumb Buster the other night
Guy 2: “what the fuck is wrong with you”