toilet struggle

when you are constipated and strain very hard

guy: i had the biggest toilet struggle yesterday

by toilet struggler August 28, 2021

Astrology

dumbassery, idiotery, stupidism

"oops just killed 557 people it's because I'm a saggy tits Darius"

"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"

by toilet struggler September 12, 2021

faggot alert

Used to tell everybody in the vicinity that a faggot/fag/fageteer/ has arrived

Hey guy-

FAGGOT ALERT GET OUT OF HEAR YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

by toilet struggler October 18, 2021

floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes

ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly

by toilet struggler October 02, 2021