salt

a suspicious white substance in a shaker that everyone seems to put on their food like :o

Bob: pass the salt
do do do do

ILLUMINATE

by the girl on this screen March 31, 2019

INTERESTED

DAMMMMMMM GIRL THAT CHICKEN IS INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE WHOAAAAAAAA

being INTERESTED in a chicken is just plane wrong so don't just don't

by the girl on this screen April 02, 2019

bababadingdingbababadingding

this is crazy frog

bababadingdingbababadingding

*beat drops*
this is crazy frog

*everyone goes crazy*
me: eoicnoerino3rwnbfior4wbgfi45foenfq;wejfedhgiofnpwe

by the girl on this screen March 31, 2019

earth

is a duck...... yes a giant floating duck

the earth is not:
round

flat
yellow
seven

its a DUCK

don't @ me the earth is a duck

by the girl on this screen April 02, 2019

shrubbery

when you want to hide from someone in the bushes

friend:look its *enter disliked persons name here*
me:quick lets be shrubbery
*jumps in bushes*

by the girl on this screen March 31, 2019

psycho

a crazy ex who wont leave you alone like mcxkjdwbackjsbckjebfek go away i do not like you

*doorbell rings*
*opens door*
ex is standing there with a teddy and old pictures of you and mascara streaming down her face.
*slams door*
god dammit she is a psycho

by the girl on this screen March 31, 2019