Definitions by tangent to your curves

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) 

During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.

Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010