st31n3r's definitions
Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”
Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
by st31n3r December 17, 2021
Get the Human Cockroachmug.