otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer 's definitions

wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives

“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>

by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022