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A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
by monkeylabor December 24, 2020

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1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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by monkeylabor January 01, 2021

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When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman
I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick
by monkeylabor December 23, 2020

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horny
Oh you’re just being alive? I’m horny too
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by monkeylabor January 01, 2021

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When someone you know irl shows up in your dreams. Usually you want this person to fuck your brains out.
I haven’t had sex in months, of course I let Karl dreamcreep on me. For fuck’s sake I don’t even remember what sex is like. I’ll take anything I can get.
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by monkeylabor December 28, 2020

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by monkeylabor December 30, 2020

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DAO
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
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by monkeylabor June 13, 2021

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