2 definitions by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic
a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....
Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!
by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014
An anal clover is the luckiest damn anal hole your penis can ever poke! You'll never get a poop dick from a anal clover! Just jump in that clover field and butt fuck with any slut!
Ex.
Bro1: Yo dude you get that anal clover last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man i got lucky!
Ex.
Girl 1: Girl you're so lucky!
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 3: Girl you know why, all the boys want that anal clover you got hiding!
Ex.
Guy 1: Maaaaan my girl got the best anal clover around!!!!!!
Guy 2: Duuuude, I know!!!!
Guy 3: Ohhhh damn he tried out your girls anal clover bro!
Guy 1: Maaaan that's wrong, you need to go find your own anal clover bro!
Bro1: Yo dude you get that anal clover last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man i got lucky!
Ex.
Girl 1: Girl you're so lucky!
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 3: Girl you know why, all the boys want that anal clover you got hiding!
Ex.
Guy 1: Maaaaan my girl got the best anal clover around!!!!!!
Guy 2: Duuuude, I know!!!!
Guy 3: Ohhhh damn he tried out your girls anal clover bro!
Guy 1: Maaaan that's wrong, you need to go find your own anal clover bro!
by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 18, 2014